Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Stop Faking the Funk!

So today I played it low and got myself together for my trip. Flipping through my photo log I found these random pics that all have interesting stories to them. Check em out:


Ok...so like this is my 7 year old nephew Jalen. He's the MAN! 7 years old in Bapes, he has a cell phone (it honestly works and its really his) and he's just that cool. He's a mogul in training, one day i'm gonna be asking him for a million dollar loan. I love him though, thats my nigga...

...Now this nigga was straight wilding out one day last week. I mean you cant tell by the pic but he was beefing with the pay phone! Not beefing on the pay phone but actually arguing with the phone. I dont know what the fuck he was on but it was funny as shit watching him bug out on Broadway in broad day...

...Thats my nigga's Reemo and Kenny Dark! Check out that HSL Kenny is rocking, I'm so excited of what we have in store for the official launch of the line. Everything i'm involved in has to be 100% dope and trust HSL is one of the dopest things i've done in my life!...

...You see, you can be fly without wearing one of those stupid fucking hats! Shouts to homie in this pic for being fly on his own accord, this was the 1st pic I took for this blog but I never got around to using it. You see i'm not a hater (as some unfashionable pricks stated) i'm just a realist, if you aint dope you just aint dope!...

...Speaking of dope shit, my man Daniel had the dopest kicks I seen all month. These air maxes are serious...and extra shouts to him for rocking A.P.C jeans, you niggas stuck on Levi's 501 s.t.f's you need to upgrade the quality to some A.P.C's, they are only $100 more than the $40 Levi's look alikes. Step your stunt game up!...

...Ok so I confess, I didnt take this picture, I would have never sat there long enough without laughing my life away to take this pic. I actually stole this pic from my man Ouigi's blog (www.thebrooklyncircus.blogspot.com ) well, this is the exact thing i'm talking about when I say if you aint dope you aint dope! What the fuck is wrong with these niggas? Where the fuck is any article of clothing they are wearing is acceptable? NOOOOOOOO!!! Not the fucking hat again? Oh shit niggas is personalizing their hats to be unique? Still a fucking loser! These niggas are corny! Someone buy them a fucking clue or a GQ magazine or something please!!!! YUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Niggas kill me with this fly shit they be talking when they are fucking wack! Wack, wack, wack!!!! Thank God i'm leaving NY for a few weeks, cuz I cant take this kind of shit too much longer. Wack niggas beware cuz I will expose the shit out of you when I have free time, and Today I had a lot of it. Til tomor, DoPE! signing off!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!!! Yo the dude beefin' w/ the payphone...I've seen him on broadway also, but he was air-boxing!!! Swinging, jabbing...bobbin' n weavin'...folks were seriously detouring around this cat, it was mad funny.

Crack is ruining cats lives EVERYDAY. That is a fact that's not funny though.

Peace.

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo son yous a real nigga lol an im so fuckin happy you exposed these stupid lookin niggas runnin around soho wit mad stupid shit on an callin it fashion... keep exposin these niggas till they give that shit up

11:18 AM  
Blogger Nou La Productions said...

umm...how about you're right on the money, dude! i can definitely identify with your sentiments on "the hat". it's too much; every next kid walking down broadway's got one on. booo.... (u seen the "Fuck This Hat" flyers, with the said hat's image? hilarious.....)

4:20 PM  
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